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The Ironman (Most Laps Completed) - ChITty

The Flash (Avg FL vs the Avg FL of the Field) - Lumacor

The One-Legged Sprinter - Kawdor - 3rd place in his first race... with a keyboard?!

The Machine (Lowest Avg Std Dev of Lap Times) - Buzinator (Also the Lowest Std Dev of Pts Scored per Race and Highest Avg Pts Scored per Race)

The Oval Master - Mr Kavanagh

The Pace Setter (Most Laps Led) - Mr Kavanagh

The Cursed (Most DNFs) - Bretware (Singapore, Laguna Seca, Puebla)

The Sweeper (Most Round Point Sweeps) - Bretware (Took max possible points at Sepang and Valencia)

The Closer (Most wins) - Mr Kavanagh (3)

The Street Cleaner - ChITty (Singapore win and Porto TotW)

The Pole Lover (Highest Poles/Starts) - Lumacor

Most Improved - Kalian (First two starts = 0 pts, Next three = 10 pts, Last two = 26 pts)

The Vanishing Man - Radical Shift (Started 3/4 races then disappeared)

Mr Wham Bam Thank You Mam - Toadly (3rd place Round 3, 0 pts in all other races)

The Inappropriate Toucher - ChITty

Mr Fashionably Late - Kawdor  

Any other suggestions?

LMFAO ... i htink you got a pretty good set there Inappropriate Toucher Sir!

Interesting stuff ... some surprises to me.

LMAO!!! "Mr Wham Bam Thank You Mam - Toadly (3rd place Round 3, 0 pts in all other races)"  Good Stuff!!!



Didnt I sweep week one?

I got the pole for Brno.

BASTARD!!!(http://www.fordaustraliaforums.com/forum/images/smilies/custom/sm_nutkick.gif)

Actually, I thought I did, but then got screwed over in the restart-madness.

Then we re-ran a full quali session to include Toadly who came late.  Then something happened, I think someone forgot to set their fuel load and it goofed up the starting order.

you left out


Most Bitchy-MrKavanagh (Wah I have no grip Wah who has a setup Wah Wah Wah

oh and

Mr Live Mic-Mrkavanagh (hey asshole, it sounds like your sitting in a wind tunnel!)

I think I stole this from you after Suzuka.  I had goofed up my calc thinking that it was a 1 point championship race going into Suzuka when it was a 7 point difference.  Needless to say I was less than happy when it all went to shit in the 2nd half of the race.

Now Now, that was 1 incident ... Kav worked hard at a sustained effort all season!

I will practice hard during the off season so I can come back and give you guys the best bitchiness you deserve!!!

Just so we're clear Pamprin, my primary sponsor, is very happy with my performance this season and is not very likely to switch over to a bitchy up and comer.

I think my sponsor may drop me ... my consistency does not accurately reflect the true, shoddy nature of their product.

Because of my 3 wins this season (most wins by one driver) sponsorship talks are on going. Options are on the table and being discussed.

Only because Buz shook and baked you at Indy.  :P

does not compute....i won indy ???

He was your Cal Naughton Jr.

(http://www.whoopass-racing.com/files/war_shake_n_bake.jpg)

(http://www.whoopass-racing.com/files/whoopass_bobby.jpg)

Haha, I'll just throw out there that perhaps I am fashionably late because I am a one legged sprinter? ;) 

BTW, which is it?  Kawdor or Cawdor?

OH LOL

Or Cowdoor?

I've used the name "Cawdor" for gaming for over 10 years now, and trust me when I tell you whether ingame or on Vent/TS....  I've heard and seen it all, haha. It's Cawdor, just sorta realized that I was using the 'K'. I'll just smack me up a new profile ;)

Laguna Seca :( *sniff*  :'(