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« on: July 13, 2005, 11:19:52 AM »
Can't believe our forums don't have a quotes thread!  Keep it clean please.

Here's a few:

General:
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
If music be the food of love then why don't rabbits play banjos?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If you had everything, where would you keep it?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Science and Programming:
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
The fall of the Roman empire is generally attributed to the fact that lacking zero they had no way to successfully terminate C programs.
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Life, the Universe and Everything:
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
Consciousness: that annoying gap between sleep.

Wouldn't XP be so much better with these error messages:
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data.Guess which has just occurred.
Everything is gone; Your life's work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
The code was willing, It considered your request, But the chips were weak.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
No keyboard present - Hit F1 to continue - Zen engineering?
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2005, 06:54:15 PM »
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The fall of the Roman empire is generally attributed to the fact that lacking zero they had no way to successfully terminate C programs.


lol, by far the best one

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Black holes are where God divided by zero.


2nd best
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2005, 06:41:09 AM »
Quote from: "Zuler"

Consciousness: that annoying gap between sleep.


hell yeah.
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2006, 03:50:31 PM »
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one liter of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of
E-Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine
or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process
of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are
drinking water,to stop doing so.
It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it!
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2006, 05:27:17 AM »
My Jihad Squad brother is so smart! I totally agree.
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2006, 12:20:13 PM »
Todays Quote!

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."

Animal Mother
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2006, 12:59:13 PM »
In Flanders Fields

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.


We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
      In Flanders fields.


Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
      In Flanders fields.
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2006, 01:45:54 PM »
nice! one of the most memorable war poems! good one DW
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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2006, 02:16:10 PM »
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High ho silver!  Away!
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2006, 02:19:03 PM »
made me laugh...but stupid..nice
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2006, 01:27:06 AM »
In the days of BF1942

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"Hey, these levels sound alot like porno movie titles... like Battle of the Buldge"

"What kinda porno have you been looking at?"
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2006, 08:01:20 AM »
At first you don’t succeed, try and try again.
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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2006, 10:16:10 PM »
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Oscar Wilde
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« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2006, 06:48:35 AM »
"Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2006, 05:46:12 PM »
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine

-Spicoli
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